WARNING
This music is for lovers. For heart breakers and the broken-hearted.
Once you listen to these sounds, you will lay in bed better than you ever did before; haunted by thoughts of elevator lust and scarlet fever affection.
The music you are about to hear may hypnotize you.
Your mind and soul will feel like butter.
At first, you may question the sensation when the melody hits your eardrums and your organs become juicy and spongy.
Don't fret.
Let the butter consume you and remind yourself to never fully give your heart to a woman that loves the blues.
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